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From the Brain of Shane
by Shane Goodman
first published in 2000
The following are instructions on how a snowboarder can consecrate a snowball...
“Oh lovely snowball, packed with care,
smack a head that’s unaware!
“Then with freezing ice to spare,
melt and soak through underwear!
“Fly straight and true, hit hard and square
This, oh snowball, is my prayer.” |